February 2012
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Sexual Healing with Dr. Alex Rider
Maxwell approached Alex’s usual hiding spot with a playful smirk pasted on his face. After his initial shyness, he enjoyed needling the Sniper whenever he had the opportunity. “Hallo, Herr Sniper. How are you today? Still surly and antisocial?”
The surly Sniper growled at him under his breath. “Don’t push it, Solly…”
Hearing the unusually bitter tone in Alex’s voice, Max tilted his head...
bigbearheavy replied to your post: bigbearheavy replied to your post: ~*~*MAGIC ANON…
With tons of pain and whimpering involved too. *he grinned, looping an arm around Max’s waist*
*Max burst into rude laughter* Really? You promise? Well, if zhat’s zhe case, maybe we should get to it.
bigbearheavy replied to your post: ~*~*MAGIC ANON MAKES YOU A VIRGIN AGAIN! *unpops that cherry* PURE AND INNOCENT NOW*~*~
Oh good. We’re both virgins so we can spend our time deflowering each other with romantic candles and lots of nervous foreplay while missing the spots we desperately hope to achieve on one another *still terribly amused by this whole thing*
How does zhis even work? Really?...
Anonymous asked: ~*~*MAGIC ANON MAKES YOU A VIRGIN AGAIN! *unpops that cherry* PURE AND INNOCENT NOW*~*~
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My sleep tonic is booze. The only problem is drinking exactly enough to help me sleep, without waking up hungover.
I can’t drink anymore. I’m a recovering alcoholic and drinking makes me…...
reddeadsoldier asked: awww you ruin the fun
reddeadsoldier asked: Nah, just rub it against where it stung you, but it's already too late... well! shall I wait for you in respawn?
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My sleep tonic is booze. The only problem is drinking exactly enough to help me sleep, without waking up hungover.
I can’t drink anymore. I’m a recovering alcoholic and drinking makes me… a bit an asshole… And it affects my work.
I should probably stop drinking so much. Of course, I won’t, I’m just saying I should. So...
reddeadsoldier asked: Just an advice I learnt in the desert! the mashed corpse of the scorpion acts as an antidote *he chuckles, floating close to Maxwell*
reddeadsoldier asked: *That fact just pulls a wide evil grin, throwing the scorpion on Maxwell's head*
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sumfuifuturus replied to your post: What is a fear Max will never be rid of?
Scorpions are arachnids
((I said “bugs” not “insects”. Bugs actually includes arachnids and some arthropods as well as insects.))
if that’s your broad definition then bugs also include viral infections, bacterial infections and glitches in machinery. is...
luigimotherfuckinglargo:
My sleep tonic is booze. The only problem is drinking exactly enough to help me sleep, without waking up hungover.
I can’t drink anymore. I’m a recovering alcoholic and drinking makes me… a bit an asshole… And it affects my work.
reddeadsoldier asked: *JJ started laughing loudly, decided to chase Max* IT'S JUST A BUG! COME ON, COWARD!
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sumfuifuturus replied to your post: What is a fear Max will never be rid of?
Scorpions are arachnids
((I said “bugs” not “insects”. Bugs actually includes arachnids and some arthropods as well as insects.))
if that’s your broad definition then bugs also include viral infections, bacterial infections and glitches in machinery. is max afraid of bugs in his digital...
reddeadsoldier asked: *holds out an alive scorpion, waving it in front of the German's face, the poor bug terrified, snapping it's tweezers at Max*
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Paso Doble
Saturday morning, before the others had awoken, before dawn even, RED Spy was fully dressed and hard at work in the kitchen. He was grating sharp cheddar cheese into a mixture of eggs, diced tomato and green pepper, and small strips of ham. Once he judged that there was quite enough cheese, he whipped the mixture briskly, making sure it was blended thoroughly. Spy began to hum happily as he...
reddeadsoldier asked: Sooo, Maxxy! I heard you are scared of bugs~
sumfuifuturus replied to your post: What is a fear Max will never be rid of?
Scorpions are arachnids
((I said “bugs” not “insects”. Bugs actually includes arachnids and some arthropods as well as insects.))
Anonymous asked: What is a fear Max will never be rid of?
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It Takes Three to Tango
Friday’s battle looked like it was going to end in a stalemate. Neither team had managed to capture the other’s intelligence even once. The Engineers had been extremely aggressive and creative with their placement of sentries and teleporters. Whenever a Spy or Scout managed to get to the briefcase, a Soldier or Demoman seemed to come from nowhere to shut them down completely. And it seemed...
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[[DHASUYHDSA I meant in a roleplay manner ]]
((Yeah, that’s weird…. I dunno why. I’m playing a Jewish character, a Lutheran and a Catholic. So much research needed….))
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I don’t know why people want to be like me…I’m not all that great.
((Swagger. That is all))
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[[Ever o.o. I never saw a jew character at all]]
((Fagin from Oliver Twist, Didi’s family on Rugrats, Krusty the Clown on...
kingpyrojack replied to your post: [[Does Max follows all Jewish rules?]]
Just like me :D
((Everyone’s trying to be Ritter-mod, man!))
russianpyro replied to your post: [[Does Max follows all Jewish rules?]]
[Interesting, I’ve never saw a Jew character before so..]]
((Do you mean on Tumblr or ever? Either way, there should be more Jewish people in Tumblrfort.))
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Max was already half-asleep before his head hit the pillow. “I would make zhis much harder for you, but it’s taking all zhe energy I have right now to make my eyes blink at zhe same time….” With less care than he would usually take, he tossed his helmet in the general direction of his boots.
“Zhen sleep.” Fritz replied, pulling a blanket up to Max’s shoulders....
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“I sure hope so.” He drained off the last of his orange juice and picked at his sausage some more. “I’m too tired to walk to bed. Will you carry me, Vati?” He gave Fritz a cheeky grin as he laid his head on the Medic’s shoulder.
“You say zhat like you’re joking, but you know I vill.” He laughed, slinging the Soldier over his...
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“I sure hope so.” He drained off the last of his orange juice and picked at his sausage some more. “I’m too tired to walk to bed. Will you carry me, Vati?” He gave Fritz a cheeky grin as he laid his head on the Medic’s shoulder.
“You say zhat like you’re joking, but you know I vill.” He laughed, slinging the Soldier over his shoulder. “Now vhich vey is your room...
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“You have my word.” He raised his left hand, right hand over his heart as though making a vow. With a sigh of relief, he tucked into his food. “So, how have you been sleeping, Herr Insomnia?”
He sighed heavily. “I’ve been trying believe it or not… it’s just difficult anymore…” Fritz was watching the Soldier critically, trying to...
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“You have my word.” He raised his left hand, right hand over his heart as though making a vow. With a sigh of relief, he tucked into his food. “So, how have you been sleeping, Herr Insomnia?”
He sighed heavily. “I’ve been trying believe it or not… it’s just difficult anymore…” Fritz was watching the Soldier critically, trying to decide if it was exhaustion or...
theblueblondespy asked: The spy quirked an eyebrow. "Ariel, Ariel Chaffee, are you alright?"
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“Es geht mir gut. Wie geht’s?” The Soldier was visibly mostly asleep, his chin in his hand as he picked at his omelet.
The Medic frowned. “Max, you’re dead on your feet.” Fritz gently tugged the Soldier up and began leading him back to his room. “Come on Captain Verks Too Hard. You need to take a break.”
Max resisted being...
theblueblondespy asked: Ariel knocks on Max's door and picks at a hangnail as he waits, ready to cloak at the slightest disturbance.